What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 01:22
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What are the best ways to treat seasonal allergies?
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
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Next, they tried...
Freaks and Cheeks
Over-the-counter supplement could prevent heart disease in type 2 diabetes patients - Medical Xpress
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
They put up a sign reading
Why do doctors refuse HRT to menopausal women but hand them out to trans people?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
No way
No, not a chance
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Pregnant women warned against using weight-loss jabs - BBC
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
Why is there no great temptress figure in any of Tolkien’s major works?
Still no good.
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why is the Middle East prone to terrorism?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
What's an uncomfortable truth you've learned to accept?
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What is the difference between the terms "Millennials" and "kids"?
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives